ISSHIN_QUOTES Volume 1 (english version); Do you know what time it is, delinquent?! The rules of my house are iron! You break 'em you gotta bleed!! What'd I do? Mother . . Maybe it's because they've hit puberty, but our daughters treat me like dirt . . . what should I do? What kind of sick freak attacks his own son in his sleep?! - Ichigo You're over 40 yet posess the emotional maturity of a pre-schooler - Karin Dammit! Stupid flunkies!! Assume the fetal condition, and stay outta the way!! Whoa? We got a big one here!! You're nuts! I'll decide whose fine around here! Time to go Beddy-Bye. Volume 3; Regretfully, this facility will be closed for tomorrow, June 17. We apologize for any inconvenience or loss of life. - sign on kurosaki clinic And remember! As chairman I hold all the decision making power!! Raise your hand if you wish to speak, Chief of Staff!! C'mon, Yuzu! You can do it! Let Daddy show you how!! Look! I'll walk the rest of the way on my hands! Do not make eye contact. Attention will only encourage him. - Karin Not true . . . I don't need attention, I'm self motivated!! Whoa! Daddy slipped!! Polka dots?!! - ? upon seeing Yuzu's underwear? o_0 Wipeout!! Due to Daddy's wipeout, there will be great volatility in the Tokyo Stock Market!! Goat chin - Karin A full two and a half hours of tombstone dominos and embarassing family fun!! Why else would I be blowing my chicken whistle? My chin!! You split my chin!! Hey n-now I look just like John Travolta! S-sweet!! You're a smart boy. Daddy's impressed. .. If she sees how well you're doing ... it'll make her feel good ... over there. When Yuzu and Karin were born ... she told me ... that when we first started seeing each other ... she thought I looked cool when I smoked. You know something ... that was the only time ... your mother ever told me I looked cool. So I decided to have a smoke on this day every year. In front of her. Don't be such a wet blanket!! I'm proud of her. The woman I loved gave her life trying to protect her child. You lucky punk!! Live a good long life... go bald and... die after I do. And ... if you can, die laughing. You're not old enough... for the cool, tortured look. Volume 4; BOHAHAHAHA!! Volume 6; Heh, heh... I get it precious!! Daddy's been all work lately and hasn't been giving you kids enough attention. You wanted a little face time with daddy, didn't you? But you didn't have to make up a wild story... Come Karin... Do as your heart yearns, jump into your fathers boso-- I don't think this is good for Daddy's back! Is this some new expression of filial love?! Ow!! Karin!! If you're not careful, you'll hurt daddy!!